Total Medals Earned: 142 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,940 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (250/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 10/11 (345/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
I hope you chose the money.
And you should be damn proud.
Medals Earned: 1/24 (50/1,000 points)
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 2/78 (20/500 points)
Free Ice Cube
Free Ice T
Free 2 Chains
Free 50 Cents
Free 6ix9ine
Free ASAP Rocky
Free Bad Bunny
Free Bart Simpson
Big Daddy Cane
Free Black Eyed Peas
Free Black Sheep
Free Bone Thugs and Harmony
Free Candy Man
Free Control Machete
Free Da Brat
Free Da Bush Babees
Perform a Death Row
Free Emanem
Free Eve
Free Flavor Flav
Find Flo Rida
Free Foxy Brown
Free G Eazy
Free Gang Starr
Find the Ghetto Bird
Free Gand Master Flash and the Furious Five
Free Heavy D
Free Hi C
Free House of Pain
Free Kid Frost
Free Kris Kross
Lauryn Hill
Free Left Eye
Free Lil Dicky
Free Lil Poop
Free Lil Pump
Free Lil Uzibert
Free the Lords of the Underground
Free M.A.R.S.
Free Mac 10
Free Makaveli
Free MC Brains
Free MC Ren
Free Miley BrontoCyrus
Free Molotov
Free Neneh Cherry
Free Old Dirty Bastard
Free Onyx
Free Pitbull
Free Puff Daddy
Free Q Tip
Free Redman
Free Refugee Camp
Free Salt n Pepa
Free Sir Mix A Lot
Free Slick Rick the Ruler
Free Snap
Free Snow
Free Terminator X
Free the Beastie Boys
Free the Game
Free The Roots
Free WC
Free Weird Al Yankovic
Free Wu Tang Clan
Free Yo Yo
Free 2 Pac Man
Free the Notorious B.I.G.
Free Cypress Hill
Free Dr Dre
Free Eazy E
Free The Fat Boys
Free M.C. Hammer
Free Kendric Lamar
Free Mr T
Free Snoop Doggie Dogg
Free Vanilla Ice
Win the Game
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 17/17 (85/85 points)
Wow! You are so amazing for doing that. Here are 5 points for doing that!
Medals Earned: 26/58 (135/500 points)
have $5000
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 10 books
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts